LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)
| Character | Actor / Hands (Voice) | Puppet | Clothing | Accessory | Microphone |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Potami | Tani / o'wolf | Potami | Potami's clothes → Racy lingerie | Mic x | |
| (Potami double) | ? | Derpy Coon? | (naked) | ||
| Snowflake | Pan / Liam | Aurelia | Lingerie | Mic x | |
| Moonshine | Reesa / Runo | Vesonia | Lingerie | Mic x | |
| Whisperwind | Lynard / Kayjay | Solaire | (naked) | Mic x | |
| Dancer1 | Kayjay | Savannah | (naked) | ||
| Dancer2 | Black Wulf | Monica | (naked) |
LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)
LX 3201 - STANDBY for GO (Link LX 0002 - DBO with dim blue reading light)
Check Levels
Unmute Desk
Tani: ON
Pan: ON
Reesa: OFF
Lynard: OFF
*crunchy noises*
Rocky: "Oh for fucks sake …"
*footsteps*
Foreman: "Stop swearing on the job! You know: The gods are always listening!"
Rocky: "(laughs sarcastically) Which ones? The ones in the holy mountain that turned out not to exist? Or the other ones who let this shit happen? "
Foreman: "You're a hopeless case."
Rocky: "Hope? I must have lost that motherfucker somewhere between all the dead bodies. Let me know if you find it."
Foreman: "Anyway, meet your new volunteer. Honeyfoot of Ferndale."
Rocky: "Hello, Honey."
Honey: "Oh, please … don't call me Honey. My friends call me Foots."
Rocky: "I hope you are going to last longer than the guy before you, Honey."
Honey (irriated): "I shall do my best. And again, please call me Foots. Not Honey."
Rockey: "Look, Honey, I've stopped counting how many "helpers" I had. I couldn't care less what your fucking name is, because tomorrow you'll be gone like everyone else."
Honey (very angry): "Listen you weasel headed cockwomble, I don't fucking care what your shit ass problem is, if you don't want my help, you can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, you witless fucking cocksplat!"
*a moment of silence*
Rrocky starts to laugh. slowy at first, but it soon escalates into rolling-on-the-floow-laughing
Rocky: "He … he …….. hehe….. hehehehe…..heeeeeehehhehehe….. HAHAHAHAHA… PFAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHHHH!"
*rocky gasps for air*
Rocky: "You know what? I like you. I think I really like you. Finally someone who's not made of glass. Hello Foots. Name's Rocky, and welcome to Camp Freedom, your worst nightmare."
Honey: "I have a strong stomach."
Rocky: "That's what they always say. Here, take one of these, and tie them around your head so it covers your muzzle."
Honey: "Phhhheeeew!"
Rocky: "Yeah, I know, it stings a bit in your nose, but you'll get used to it and it's nothing compared to the smell of the bodies. This used to be the headquarters of the rebel underground, until the Keepers found out about it. They came during the night, knocked everyone out with their magic shock rods, and then set the place on fire. Most of the rebels burned to a crisp. However, some did not. Judging from where the bodies are, some of them must have woken up, trying to escape the flames. Their remains are scattered all around the place. Some have been eaten by the pigrats, and what's left of them is not a pretty."
Honey: "And how do we go about cleaning this mess up?"
Rocky: "The other team brings the rebels and all their belongings that made it through the fire and line them up over there. Then it's our job is to identify them. If we find out who they are, we send them back to their families so they can be given a proper funeral. Everyone else gets an anonymous grave right here."
Honey: "Okay. I told you I have a strong stomach, so let's get started."
Rocky: "llright. Get one of the bags, I'll show you what to do."
*Honey (Foots!) lifts one of the body bags onto the table*
Honey: "*hrggggggrn*"
Rocky: "Now let's see who's in this one."
*ripping fabric*
Rocky: "Oh, we're lucky. This one is pretty much in one piece. We must cut his clothes off, and see if he's got anything on him that might tell us who he is. Documents, jewelry, anything."
Honey: "Gotcha."
*sounds of rustling fabric being cut off*
Honey: "Hmm… nothing. Just a bit of a shirt, the rest of him is charcoal. Oh wait! He's wearing a ring!"
Rocky: "Good! If it's a wedding ring, it might have an inscription …"
Honey: "But how do we get it off?"
Rock: "We don't."
*crunch*
Honey: "Yuck! The finger comes right of!"
Rocky: "And it is a wedding ring. 'Goldeneyes and Quicksilver'. Congratulations. Your first case is a celebrity!"
Honey: "Lord Quicksilver of Ironforge?"
Rocky: "The one and only. So the rumours were true. He really did join the Rebellion."
Honey: "And now he's dead. I hope it was worth it."
Rocky: "I hope so too. As much as I disliked the Keepers, at least they kept the lands united. Now, who rules the rulers? It's a small wonder (miracle?) we're not at war with each other yet."
Honey: "It's a very unstable situation."
Rocky: "Oh yes it is. Do you believe in gods?"
Honey: "No."
Rocky: "Neither do I."
Honey: "But I do believe in the good in man people. So let's make sure the Lord gets back to Ironforge where he belongs."
Curtain - open
LX 3202 - Lights on
AMB-3201 - Puffgerumpel
MUS-3201 - The Cathouse
SND-3201 - Jingly Doorbell
Potami enters from [1]
Snowflake enters from [7]
Snowflake: "Oh, what a surprise! Lady visitors have become so rare these days! Welcome to the Cat House! My name is Snowflake. Is this your first visit here?"
Potami: "Uhm … eh … yes … but …"
Snowflake walks back towards [7]
Snowflake: "Oh, there's no reason to be ashamed! There's a first time for everything. The Cat House proudly caters to all species, sexes and preferences! So tell me: Are you into boys or into girls? Or maybe both? Maybe even at the same time?"
Potami: "I … I'm actually here to see Lord Whisperwind!"
Snowflake stops and turns back toward Potami
Snowflake: "Oooooh! You're here for an audition! Why didn't you say so! When was your appointment again?"
Potami: "I don't have an appointment. I just want to talk to the Lord, if that's possible. My name is Potami, he knows me."
Snowflake: "That should be possible, but it may take a while. The Lord is terribly busy at the moment."
Potami: "No problem. I'm not in a rush."
Snowflake: "I hope you realize that just talking is not going to get you a job here, right?"
Potami: "I appreciate the advice, but I really just want to talk."
Snowflake: "Alright, just saying. Can I fetch you something to drink? We have a whole new menu with original human recipes!"
Potami: "I dunno. What would you recommend?"
Snowflake: "There's a hot drink called 'coffee' - and let me tell you, that one REALLY gets your juices flowing!"
Potami: "Sounds … nice?"
Snowflake: "Perfect! I'll get you one."
Reesa: ON
Lynard: ON
Snowflake walks off at [7]
Potami waits at the table at [5]
– dampened voices come from the "off" behind the curtain –
MUS-3202 - Whisperwinds Secret
MUS-3201 FADE
Moonshine (off): "*chuckles playfully* Well well, Whisperwind … so how does it feel to be a Lord?"
Whisperwind (off): "It's the most glorious feeling in the world!"
Moonshine (pouts): "Awww… even better than my pussy?"
Whisperwind (off): "*chuckles* Why compare, when I can have both at the same time?"
Moonshine (off): "You're such a naughty boy! Cheating on your Lady on your wedding night!"
Whisperwind (off): "Getting rid of her turned out to be harder than I thought. But next time I come to see you, it won't be cheating any more, I promise."
Moonshine (off): "You know that my lips are sealed. You can come in any time, I'm always up for a good fuck! How much time do you have?"
Whisperwind (off): "I've got all the time in the world. Let's take it nice and slow."
Potami (to herself): "Whisperwind, you son of a rat, you're going to pay for this, I swear … you're SO going to pay for this!"
Lynard: OFF
Snowflake walks in from [7] with a steaming cup of coffee
MUS-3203 - The Slow Routine
MUS-3202 FADE
Snowflake: "Here's your cup of coffee, black and hot as it should be!"
Potami: "Uh, thanks! I've never had coffee before!"
Snowflake: "Try it!"
Potami sips a bit of coffee
Potami spits out a fountain of coffee.
Potami: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHPTHPTHPTHPTHP"
Potami gasps for air!
Snowflake: "It's good, isn't it?"
Moonshine peeks her head through the curtain.
Moonshine: "Shhh, hey, Snowy … he wants the slow routine tonight. Can you get me the cuffs and the blindfold?"
Snowflake: "Sure thing!"
Snowflake reaches down into an imaginary drawer and searches around …
SND-3202 Rummaging through Stuff
Snowflake gets a pair of furry handcuffs and a blindfold
Snowflake: "Here you are."
Moonshine: "Thanks!"
Moonshine disappears behind the curtain
Snowflake: "It looks like this is going to take a while. Are you sure you want continue waiting?"
Potami: "*sigh* It's not as if I had a choice."
Snowflake: "Oh well, your decision. Enjoy your coffee!"
Snowflake turns around to leave
Potami: "Wait! Snowflake?"
Snowflake: "Yes?"
Potami: "You're right. Just talking isn't going to impress the Lord. So I thought, maybe you could tell me a bit about him. Like, the stuff that really rocks his boat, if you know what I mean … "
Snowflake: "If you want to, I could ask Moonshine if she'd be up for a little chat later. She's the Lord's favorite, and she knows everything about him. Can you come back tomorrow?"
Potami: "No, I only have time today. But maybe you could ask her, like … uhm … maybe she'd let me watch?"
Snowflake squeals with delight, clapping her paws
Snowflake: "Ohhhh, I like how you think. A voyeur-in-training already! You're such a kinky little pig!"
Potami: "*SNORT*"
Snowflake: "Sorry, no offense. Just let me talk to Moonshine."
Snowflake sticks her head through the curtain
Snowflake: "Hey! Pssst! *unintelligible whispering*"
Snowflake turns back to Potami
Snowflake: "Okay, Moonie is fine with it. But you have to stay absolutely still. If the Lord finds out, we're going to lose more than just our jobs - get it?"
Potami (already being quiet): "Mmmmhmmm!"
Lynard: ON
Snowflake pulls the big curtain aside towards [1?], revealing Moonshine standing (audience) left of Whisperwind
Snowflake walks inside, standing (audience) right of Whisperwind
They both start caressing Whisperwind, rubbing up to him … doing naughty stuff. (Improvise :) )
MUS-3204 - Sweet Dreams
MUS-3203 FADE
Whisperwind: "*groan* Oh yes … ooooh yes … Your paws are magic … Take your time, ladies, take your time … *groan* … You can't imagine what an exhausting day I had … Weddings … assassinations … yes, go on like that! Oh yeah, right there … so … soft … so …"
Whisperwind falls asleep
Whisperwind snores
Snowflake and Moonshine stop, and look at each other puzzled.
Moonshine: "Whisperwind? WHISPER? Oh well, so much for the long routine."
Snowflake: "Wow, that's the first time I've seen him fall asleep with a pair of tits in his face."
Moonshine: "He must be VERY tired!"
Snowflake: "Shall we wake him up again?"
Moonshine: "NO! Please no. I'm glad that I don't have to listen through another night of confessions."
Snowflake: "You should write a biography!"
Moonshine: "I totally could. And I could swear it turns him on. It's like his personal way of talking dirty."
Snowflake: "What a strange guy. Let's at least untie him."
Moonshine: "Okay."
Snowflake removes the handcuffs on her side.
SND-3203 - Handcuff Opens 1
Moonshine removes the handcuffs on her side.
SND-3203b - Handcuff Opens 2
Moonshine walks up to Potami's table
Snowflake closes the curtain (dialogue continues)
Moonshine: "I'm sorry little one, that usually plays out a bit differently."
Potami: "Well, thank you anyways, you did your best."
Moonshine (winks): "The only way to survive in this job! See ya later!"
Moonshine leaves to [7]
Snowflake: "I'm afraid you won't get your audition today, little one."
Potami: "Yeah. Looks like it."
Snowflake: "Too bad you can't come back tomorrow. You're remarkably sexy for a pig."
Potami: "Thank you! That was almost … not racist."
Snowflake: "You're welcome."
Potami: "It's time for me to leave then. Thanks for the coffee … and the demo. I learned a lot today. Have a good night!"
Snowflake: "See ya!"
Reesa: OFF
Pan: OFF
Potami leaves towards [1]
Snowflake waits until Potami is gone, then leaves towards [7]
Potami tiptoes back in from [1]
MUS-3205 - Mischievous Potami
MUS-3204 FADE
Potami looks left and right
Potami: "Business seems to be slow today. Excellent. Now just you wait, Whisperwind …"
Potami disappears behind the curtain
Change Potami's clothes
Potami's shadow (different puppet) reappears behind one of the shadow boxes.
Potami's shadow (different puppet) grabs the dancer behind the shadow box, pulling her down from the dance pole
PRE-3201 - Dancer: "Squeak!"
SND-3204 - Clother Tearing and Rustling
PRE-3201 (cont.) - Dancer: "AAAAIIEEE!"
The dancer falls over
Potami's shadow disappears below and "steals the dancers clothes"
Throw up pieces of lingerie and other clothes behind the screen, so the audience can see the shadows
(when ripping noises stop) Dancer emerges from behind the shadow box and runs across and off the stage, covering her bare body
(when screaming stops) Potami re-emerges from behind the curtain, wearing over the top racy lingerie
MUS-3206 - Victorias Secret
MUS-3205 FADE
Potami poses for the audience
Potami: "I think I'm going to keep these clothes … Raindancer's going to have a stroke if he sees me like this!"
Potami opens the curtain
Whisperwind snores
Potami re-attaches the handcuffs
SND-3205 - HandCuff Close Left
SND-3206 - HandCuff Close Right
Potami starts to stroke Whisperwind with her paws/claws/hooves(?)
Whisperwind (softly): "Mrmmrmmrmrmblml."
MUS-3207 - Revenge Blowjob
MUS-3206 FADE
Potami gently shakes Whisperwind
Whisperwind wakes up
Whisperwind (sleepy): "*yawn* Did … did I just fall asleep? Damn that never happened to me before …"
Potami stands in front of Whisperwind's bed
Potami lowers her head between his legs
Whisperwind: "Are you still … oh … OHHHH! Yes you are …"
Potami continues her revenge blowjob
Whisperwind: "Yeah … yeah … oh yeah! Moonshine … you're the best … oh that stupid pig … fails to shoot Goldeneyes at arms length … OH GOD! YES! … Then the other guy takes her down, and busts my plan … *GROAN* … Faster, Moonshine! Faster!"
Potami moves faster
Whisperwind: "You know who that bitch was? … One of the bloody hostages from Ferndale. Turns out she's the bloody daughter of that spy we killed a couple of weeks ago … UGH … UUUUGH … YES … told her I'm with the Institute … told her everything she wanted to hear … HRRRRRRGN … stupid little pig was so hellbent on revenge, I didn't even have to pay her …"
MUS-3208 - Everything she wanted to hear
MUS-3207 FADE
Potami goes full speed on him
Whisperwind groans, nearing climax
Whisperwind: "Oh yes, faster … faster … the irony is … it was me who made the Lady kill her mother … it was me all along … he … hee … *groan* … oooh …!"
MUS-3209 - It was me
MUS-3208 FADE
Potami bites down!
SND-3207 - Bite!
Whisperwind: "AAAAARGH! Ouch! Careful with your teeth! AIIIIIIII!"
Potami stops and moves up to his head
Whisperwind: "*gasps* You know I like it rough, don't you? *laughs masochistically*"
Potami whispers in his ear
Potami: "Then you are going to love what comes next!"
Potami removes Whisperwind's blindfold
Whisperwind seizes up, but is stopped by his restraints.
Whisperwind: "WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
MUS-3210 - WTF
MUS-3209 FADE
Potami strangles Whisperwind
Whisperwind (gurgling): "Chhcccckcht!"
Potami (hateful): "You betrayed Ironforge. You betrayed Goldeneyes. And you betrayed me! Because you wanted the throne, and you wanted it alone! You son of a bitch!"
Whisperwind (gurgling): "The commands are given … my men are on the way. Goldeneyes won't survive this night, no matter what you do! And neither will your bastard friend from Ferndale!"
Potami strangles Whisperwind more viciously
Potami: "Not if I can help it!"
Whisperwind wheezes
Whisperwind (gurgling): "Is that all you got? Come on! Kill me! Do it! Push harder! HARDER!"
Potami lets go
Potami: "No!"
Whisperwind: "*gasp* *cough* I knew you couldn't do it. In the end you are just a dirty little pig! *cough*"
MUS-3211 - You are just
MUS-3210 FADE
Potami grabs one of the candlesticks
Potami: "What did you just say?"
MUS-3212 - Dirty Little Pig
MUS-3211 FADE
Whisperwind: "Dirty … Little … Pig!"
Potami: "Nobody calls me LITTLE!"
Potami hits Whisperwind with the candlestick.
SND-3208 - BRÖCK
Whisperwind: "GAK!"
Whisperwind goes limp.
Potami drops the candlestick.
Reesa: ON
Pan: ON
Lynard: OFF
Potami: "Maybe you do deserve to die. But enough blood has been spilled. I need to put things straight. And I really don't want to leave the nice ladies with a dead body in their bedroom."
Potami walks off towards [1]
Snowflake and Moonshine enter from [7]
MUS-3213 - Dirty Little Pig
MUS-3212 FADE
AMB-3201 FADE
Snowflake: "Potami!"
Moonshine: "What the fuck happened here?"
Potami: "I got my audition after all! But shhhhhh! The Lord just had the ride of his life! He needs to rest! See ya!"
Potami grabs Whisperwinds cloak and leaves to [1]
Snowflake looks at Moonshine
Moonshine looks at Snowflake
Snowflake: "Wow."
Moonshine: "Just … wow."
LX 3299 - Lights Out (Link to LX 0001 - Full DBO)
Curtain - close
Fade Ambience
Mute all but Video
LX 0099 - Work Light ON (Static Playbacks)