|Left: Holy of Holies|
|Middle: Holy of Holies|
|Right: Holy of Holies|
|On 2nd rail |||
|tube_human||Sunny||RATS Knock, knock. Screen + keyboard on tube|
|tube_hybrid||None||screen + keyboard on tube|
|tube_anthro||None||screen + keyboard on tube|
|trapdoor||DinoEx||between playrail and 2nd level|
|air vents||Sunny||RATS Bang bang.|
|cloud of dust||Rangarig|
|On playrail |||
|Hand props & personal props |||
|shock rod 3||Kayjay|
|RAT 02 |||RAT 03 |||Weapon Marconi |||Shock Rod |||Shock Rod |||Shock Rod Edding 3||Shock Rod|
|1 blue||-||5 blue||Knock knock||9||-||13||-||17||-||21||-||25||-|
|2 white||-||6 white||-||10||-||14 red||-||18 red||-||22 red||Shock||26 red||-|
|3 red||-||7 red||Bang Bang||11 red||-||15||-||19||-||23||-||27||-|
|4 green||-||8 green||-||12||-||16||-||20||-||24 white||-||28||-|
LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)
LX 1300 - STANDBY for GO:
Curtain - open
AMB-1401 - The Lab! Humming machine sounds, low bubbling noises
Open trapdoor in [2-3]
SND-1401 - Open Hatch
Marconi climbs in from below
Honeyberry climbs in from below
Close trapdoor in [2-3]
SND-1402 - Close Hatch
Scoobie sits on Honeyberry's back.
Honeyberry: "*sniffsniffsniff* Ah, I love the smell of dying power supplies in the morning."
Marconi: "May I present to you: The Pillars of Creation."
Marconi leads Honeyberry to the pillars
Honeyberry takes in the room with all her senses, listening and sniffing, and touching the devices.
Honeyberry: "Holy mountain! What is this?"
Marconi: "The most important monument of our civilization."
Honeyberry: "Wow! Can you say that again, please?"
Honeyberry activates the crystal and points it at Marconi
SND-1403 - Tinny computer voice: "Start Recording".
Marconi: "Eh ... And what by the Ghosts IS that?"
SND-1404 - Tinny computer voice: "Stop Recording"
Honeyberry: "It's a voice recorder. That's how I keep my notes. Being blind and all, remember?"
SND-1405 - Tinny computer voice: "Start Playback"
SND-1405 (cont) - Marconi: "Eh ... And what by the Ghosts IS that?"
SND-1405 (cont) - Tinny computer voice: "Stop Playback"
Honeyberry: "Now, again!"
Honeyberry activates the crystal and points it at Marconi
SND-1406 - Tinny computer voice: "Start Recording".
Honeyberry: "So what are we looking at here?"
Marconi: "The pillars of creation, the most important monument of our civilization."
Scoobie slips off her back, and does the same, "reporting" back to Honeyberry with cute critter noises.
Honeyberry proceeds to touch and feel the tube_human , tube_hybrid  and tube_anthro  with her paws.
Scoobie tries to climb up one of the tubes, gets halfway up, and slides back down. After a while she moves towards the air vents in .
Honeyberry: "Pillars of glass ... I can hear some kind of fluid bubbling. What's inside?"
Marconi: "There's a body inside each of them."
Honeyberry takes a step back
Marconi: "It's like a weird piece of [EMOJI_AIRQUOTES] artwork [EMOJI_AIRQUOTES] that's supposed to show how our Masters created us in their own image. The left one looks like one of them, the right one like one of us, and the middle one like ... something in between."
Honeyberry (in awe): "Oh ... my ... god ... a complete human?"
Marconi: "Just like in the textbook, only slightly more ... crumpled."
SND-1407 - Tinny computer voice: "Stop Recording".
Honeyberry kicks into indiana-jones-just-found-the-holy-grail mode
Honeyberry knocks the tube_human like a used cars salesman
RATS-5 - Knock knock knock
Honeyberry: "Wow! Do you even realize how important this is?"
Marconi: "Of course! It's our Holy of Holies. Mere mortals like us are almost never allowed in here. Only the priests, and newly wed couples may come in and pray to our Masters, so they will receive their blessing. Oh, and the cleaning crew. I guess that means they're blessed, too. I'm not sure though."
Honeyberry: "Markie, this isn't a piece of art. These pillars are LITERALLY part of our creation."
Marconi: "No way!"
Honeyberry is feeling out one of the screens next to the tube 
Honeyberry: "This surface ... does it glow? Or does it have any writing on it?"
Marconi: "It flickers a bit, but nope, no writing."
Honeyberry: "No surprise here. The screens are usually the first thing to die. Let's try something else."
Honeyberry (loudly): "*ahem* Computer, activate accessibility mode."
SND-1408 - Computer: "Fffrzrzrbbtzttztbtbtbbbbbtt."
Honeyberry: "It's still listening! After all these years!"
Honeyberry blows into the air vents in , and a cloud of dust comes out the other side in .
The cloud of dust gets blown directly into Scoobie's face.
Scoobie: "*sneeze* *sneeze* *cough* *sneeze*"
Honeyberry bangs her paw against the case a few times.
RATS-7 - Bang Bang Bang
Honeyberry (loudly): "Computer, activate accessibility mode."
SND-1409 - Computer: "Accessibility mode activated. Available input methods: BRRRRGGGT, ZRRRRRGT, BRMMMMMMM"
Honeyberry: "Activate Screen Reader."
SND-1410 - Computer: "Specimen 2-6-E-F, DNA integrity 87% critical, Body Temperature 20 decimal 5 external critical, Pulse Rate zero decimal zero critical, Respiration zero decimal zero critical, Blood Pressure zero decimal zero critical.".
Marconi (shocked): "How in The Great White did you do that?"
Honeyberry: "This is a Unix system. I know this."
Honeyberry: "These machines were built with people like me in mind. The discovery that human devices can read things aloud for me literally changed my life!"
SND-1411 - Steps in the Hallway
Marconi: "Oh crap, someone's coming! Let's get out of here!"
Marconi takes Honeyberry by the paw and leads her to the trapdoor
Marconi and Honeyberry open the trapdoor and jump in
SND-1412 - Open Hatch
Scoobie scrambles flintstone-style and jumps in last
Honeyberry closes the trapdoor
SND-1413 - Close Hatch
SND-1414 - Door is getting unlocked, Door Opens
Silverclaw enters from , carrying a shock rod 3
Blackwood (off): "And there we are. Isn't it amazing how far something as simple as a bag of beef jerky can get you."
Silverclaw: "Can't blame them. If all I had to eat was kelp and Bonechiller, you could bribe me with a head of lettuce."
Blackwood storms in from  enthusiastically
Blackwood (nerdgasming): "By the mother of all that is fluffy, look at this! This is freaking AMAZING! The amount of preservation .... all three specimens ... they're so fresh, if they were pickles, you could take them out and straight up ...."
Silverclaw (to herself): "I don't know what's creepier, these things or you."
Blackwood: "What you see here is nothing less than the origin of our species. Riversong of Ferndale single-handedly ended the reign of the Keepers, but what remains of him? A plaque on the door of his birth house, and that's it. When I get to open the Blackwood Museum of Humanology, people will come from all over the world to see our work for generations to come!"
Silverclaw: "And pay good money for a ticket."
Blackwood: "I'd say! I wouldn't complain about that."
Silverclaw: "But how are we gonna get them home? We can't just put these on our shoulders and walk out of here."
Blackwood: "No, that would probably require a much bigger bag of jerky."
Honeyberry opens the trapdoor
SND-1415 - Open Hatch
Honeyberry jumps out of the trapdoor
Scoobie sits on her back.
Honeyberry closes the trapdoor
SND-1416 - Close Hatch
Honeyberry: "You should be ashamed of yourself, Professor! Trying to scam the people of Polaris out of their most valuable possession, DISGUSTING!"
Silverclaw (to herself): "Oh look, if it isn't the rat keeper and her little vermin!"
Honeyberry: "Inhabited sites are strictly protected by the statutes of the Institute!"
Blackwood: "Well, then maybe the habitation status needs to change."
Honeyberry: "What? Who are you and what happened to the Professor I once knew?"
Blackwood: "There's a lot to unpack here. Why don't we go back to your room and have a little talk?"
Honeyberry: "Oh hell yeah, I'm going to talk! Hawking will be THRILLED to hear about your plans!"
Honeyberry takes the crystal into her hand
SND-1417 - Tinny computer voice: "Start Playback"
SND-1417 (cont.) Honeyberry: "Inhabited sites are strictly protected by the statutes of the Institute!"
SND-1417 (cont.) Blackwood: "Well, then maybe the habitation status needs to change."
SND-1417 (cont.) Tinny computer voice: "Stop Playback"
Blackwood: "I had hoped that you could be reasoned with, but now you're basically forcing my hand. Silver, would you be so kind?"
Silverclaw walks towards Honeyberry
Scoobie jumps off her back, and growls at Silverclaw, defending her momma!
Scoobie: "GROWL! HISS!"
Honeyberry raises her cane
Honeyberry: "Stay away from me, Silverclaw, this time I'm not going to give up without a fight!"
Silverclaw (bored): "Nah, I'm not the kind of girl who beats up blind nerds."
Silverclaw shock rods Scoobie with shock rod 3
RATS-22 - Shock Rod
Scoobie squeaks and drops
Silverclaw picks up Scoobie
Silverclaw holds up Scoobie over her head and walks out towards 
Blackwood: "So are you coming with Scoobie or would you rather stay here?"
Honeyberry: "YOU BASTARD!"
Silverclaw: "He he he he ...."
Honeyberry uses her cane for orientation and follows Silverclaw out to 
Blackwood laughs and follows Honeyberry out to 
Curtain - close