LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)
| Part | Time |
|---|---|
| Intro | **00:00 ** |
| Dialogue | **00:00 ** |
| **Scene Total** | **00:00 ** |
LX 0099 - Work Light OFF (Static Playbacks)
LX 2300 - STANDBY for GO (Link LX 0002 - DBO with dim blue reading light)
| Recall: 124 | Clean | Intercom | Helmet |
|---|---|---|---|
 Eisfuchs | **ON** | - | - |
| Pan | **ON** | - | - |
| <del>Reesa</del> | all prerec | - | - |
| Tani | **OFF** | - | - |
| Lynard | OFF | **OFF** | - |
Check Levels
Unmute Desk
Curtain - open
AMB-2401 - Hostpital Ambience
MUS-2401 - Music Cue 1
A nurse sits at the reception desk in [5].
Patient 1 and Patient 2 are sitting in the waiting area in [4], waiting for their names to be called.
LX 2410 - Lights on
PRE-2401 - Public Address - "Dr. Ylva, to the central sterile services department, Dr. Ylva please!"
Lyra, Sorin and Sina enter from [1]
Sorin: "Okay, and what was our plan again?"
Lyra: "The key to successful social engineering is to fit in. You have to make it look like you're the right guy in the right place, doing the right thing - and nobody will even question it. So, the first thing you do is, sit down and observe!"
Sorin: "All right!"
Lyra, Sorin and Sina sit down next to the other patients in [4] waiting patiently.
PRE-2402 - Public Address - "Dr. Ylva, to the central sterile services department! Dr. Ylva, where the hell are you? We need you up here!"
Dr. Ylva comes running from [1], looking all discombobulated
PRE-2403 - Ylva: "Yes, yes, I'm coming! The bus was late, I'm sorry!"3
Ylva hold up her paw against an invisible pawprint reader on the leftmost locker, which swings open.
SND-2401 - Unlock Sound
Ylva takes her doctor's gown from the back of the door
PRE-2404 - Public Address - "If you have seen Dr. Ylva, please PLEASE SEND HER TO THE CENTRAL STERILE SERVICES DEPARTMENT! Does anybody know if she still works at this place? Does this thing even work? *blows in microphone* Hello? HELLO?"
PRE-2405 - Ylva: "I'M COMING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!"
Ylva slams the locker shut, now in green scrubs, carrying a stack of paperwork
Ylva runs off towards [7], losing half of her papers behind her
Lyra: "Hmm... very interesting!"
START OF PRERECORDED DIALOG
SND-2402 - Door Slams Open
SND-2403 - Gurney Rattling
SND-2404 - Heart Rate Monitor 1
MUS-2402 - Music Cue 2
Paramedic 1 and Paramedic 2 and the Doc come in from [1], pushing a stretcher with Patient 0 along.
The stretcher is hung with an Iv stand and a heart monitor.
The Doc is bellowing commands at everyone.
Paramedic 1 pushes the stretcher (the stretcher is actually moved by the one playing the patient)
Paramedic 2 is sitting ON the lifeless patient, trying to resuscitate him.
PRE-2406 - Paramedic 1: "Oh my god! We're losing him!"
As they run through, Patient 1, Patient 2, Lyra, Sina and Sorin jump aside to the second playrail.
PRE-2406 (cont.) - Doc: "Septic shock! Give him an amp of epi, a mig of atropine, 1.5 of each Erythro and Cefotaxime."
PRE-2406 (cont.) Nurse: "Get him into the trauma room! A04 is free!"
Ylva runs in from [7]
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "What's going on?"
SND-2405 - Heart Rate Monitor 2
PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 1: "He crashed!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "From bradycardic at 35 to flatline. Temp's 35.5."
PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "We're stimulating his heart. Epi and atropine on board."
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Any heart sounds?"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "Negative."
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Piggyback an Isuprel drip!"
SND-2406 - Heart Rate Monitor 3
PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "No wait, I got a pulse!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "He's in V-tach."
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "What the hell? Hold the Isuprel now, and give him Lidocaine!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "Fifty milligrams, lV push!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Paramedic 2: "His heart is racing!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Why?"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Doc: "I don't know!"
PRE-2406 (cont.) Ylva: "Let's get the 12-lead in there and see what's going on. Move it!"
The entire commotion leaves to [7]
END OF PRERECORDED DIALOG
(off) Move stretcher back to [1] behind stage and prepare it with IV stand and monitor for Link
MUS-2403 - Music Cue 3
Lyra: "There we go, I've seen everything I need to see."
Sorin: "Whatever that might have been."
Lyra: "You gotta look the part, act the part, and don't give them any time to think - and they'll even hold the door open for you. You'll see. Do you think you can open one of those lockers for us?"
Sorin: "Sure!"
Sorin walks up to the row of lockers in [1], takes a fuckin-laser-cutting-tool from his belt, and welds the side of the rightmost locker open in complete peace of mind.
SND-2407 - Fzzzzzsscchhh
MUS-2404 - Music Cue 4
Smoke comes from the locker
Smoke detector alarm goes off.
SND-2408 - BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Everybody looks around in confusion, but also ignores the alarm. Like in real life.
The still smoking door falls off the locker [1]
SND-2409 - Karömpel
The smoke alarm stops
Sorin: "There!"
Lyra: "Then let's get dressed."
Lyra, Sorin and Sina enter the lockers (and then get redressed behind the stage)
SND-2410 - Funny Redressing Noises
Tani: Clean - ON
Re-Dress Lyra as emergency doctor
Re-Dress Sorin as Paramedic
Re-Dress Sina as Paramedic
Sorin, Lyra, Sina: *IMPROVISE DIALOG* Like you're all changing clothes in a really tight space
SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling
Shake the first locker (implying lots of movement inside)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling
Shake the second locker (implying lots of movement inside)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling
Shake the third locker (implying lots of movement inside)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Rustling and Rattling
Shake the fourth locker (implying lots of movement inside)
SND-2410 (cont.) - Fzzzzzsscchhh (Laser cutter noise)
Smoke comes from the locker in [2]
SND-2410 (cont.) - The door falls off the left side of the row of lockers [2]
SND-2410 (cont.) - KARÖMPEL
MUS-2405 - Music Cue 5
Lyra, Sorin and Sina emerge, all dressed up as hospital personnel. They stand in front of the lockers at around [4]
Lyra: "Dr. Georgette Clooney at your service!"
Sorin: "Dr. Clooney! You look so competent it makes my appendix tingle!" <-- TINGLE, NOT TICKLE :)
Lyra: "Consider yourself lucky there was no scalpel in there ..."
Sina: "Get your act together!"
Lyra: "Alright, alright. This is just too much fun right now. Okay, next we need someone to call Dr. Clooney over the PA, so the nurse has heard my name before we come in."
Sina picks up her tablet, and paws the screen
Lynard: Intercom - ON
SND-2411 - Intercom ON
Link appears on screen
Link is carrying a giant ice cream cone.
Link: "Oh hey Sina. Are you done yet?"
Link licks the ice cream cone
Sina: "Link, we need some help, and this sounds like it's right up your alley."
Link: "Fire away!"
Link licks the ice cream cone
Sina: "Can you hack into the Hospital's PA system and make an announcement that Dr. Clooney is urgently needed at the ICU?"
Link: "Who the fuck is Dr. Clooney?"
Link licks the ice cream cone
Sina: "Doesn't matter. Can you do it or not?"
Link: "I dunno. Give me a few minutes, will ya?"
Link licks the ice cream cone
Sina: "Thanks!"
Sina boops the screen
Lynard: Intercom - OFF
SND-2412 - Intercom OFF
PRE-2407 - Public Address: *screeching digital noise*
MUS-2406 - Music Cue 6
PRE-2407 (cont.) - Public Address (Link's Voice): "What the ... hello? This was way too easy. Ahem! (changes his voice) Dr. Clooney! Dr. Clooney to the IT Security Department please! Dr. Clooney, we have a breach!"
Sina groans and bangs her head against the lockers
Sina (angry): "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. Can't this man take ANYTHING seriously?"
Lyra: "Oh, you'd be surprised with the things I got away with in the past ... he dropped the name, and that's good enough. Now all we need is a patient."
MUS-2407 - Music Cue 7
Sina: "And I already know who's precisely the right man for this!"
Sina storms off towards [1]
Lynard: Clean - ON
Link (off): "Hey, Sina, back so soon? I ... hey ... what ... ARGH! Hrrrrng!"
SND-2413 - Sounds of struggling
SND-2413 (cont.) - FUMP!
Link (off): "AIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Sina (off): "Are you coming? We're ready!"
Lyra and Sorin look at each other, shrug, and follow Sina to [1]
MUS-2408 - Music Cue 8 (one)
Lyra (off): "Okay, everybody into position. Remember, we've been doing this for years, and we know exactly what we're doing! On the count of three. ONE ... TWO ... THREE!"
SND-2414 - Mojo Monitor
SND-2415 - Rattling Gurney
Lyra, Sorin and Sina are coming in from [1], pushing a stretcher with Link as a patient on it
Link is lying on the stretcher with his butt pointing up. A large ice cream cone is stuck there.
Sina is behind the stretcher, holding Link's tail up. She is also holding a blood pressure meter with the cuff wrapped around Link's tail.
Lyra is carrying four sticks with IVs on them. An unsettling amount of IVs.
Sorin is wearing a breathing mask
The monitor on the stretcher shows a game of pong
Link: "Aaahahaaa! The paiiiiiin! The paaaiiiiin!"
Sina: "Oh, Dr. Clooney! What are we supposed to do now!"
Lyra: "I think he has internal bleeding from the accident! Get me the number five G-Tube!"
Sorin: "Now give me some suction!"
Lyra: "Give him 0.3 of WD40 and 0.6 of Kryptonite and apply the nasal sponge!"
Sina: "Now come on! Don't leave us now!"
Sorin: "Skin PH 7.73 - slightly wrinkly!"
Lyra: "Heated rectal lavage?" <-- ausgesprochen "lavaasch"
Sorin: "No, his ass won't take it."
Lyra turns to the nurse at [6]
Lyra: "Hey you! I'm Dr. Clooney, and this is my patient, Mr. Albio Sengo! I need a copy of his patient record STAT!"
PRE-2408 - Nurse: "Heh? What? Dr. Who?"
Lyra: "No, Dr. Clooney. Now give me that file!"
SND-2415B - Alarm
MUS-2409 - Music Cue 9
Link: "OH MY GOD! ITS MELTING!"
Lyra: "What's his temp?"
Sorin: "Thirty-Seven-Point-Five"
Link: "ITS DRIBBLING DOWN MY CHEEKS! HURRY!"
Sina: "Oh my god we're losing him!"
Lyra: "HURRY UP!"
PRE-2409 - Nurse: "Alright, alright!"
SND-2416 - Computer Noises
Nurse fiddles around behind her screen
PRE-2409 (cont.) - Nurse: "There is the file ... but ... this is weird."
Lyra rushes around to the other side of the counter
Lyra: "What is it? Let me see that."
Lyra pushes the nurse away from her screen
PRE-2410 - Nurse: "WOAH!"
The nurse falls over and disappears
Lyra swipes around aimlessly
SND-2417 - More Computer Noises
Lyra: "There we go ... let's transfer that to my tablet ..."
MUS-2410 - Music Cue 10
(tablet is not visible)
Sorin looks towards [7]
Sorin: "Uh oh ... guys? I think we're in trouble! MiB coming in at three o'clock!"
Lyra: "Still connecting ... one more second ..."
Sorin: "HURRY!"
Lyra: "It's not pairing up!"
Sorin: "Shit! They saw us!"
SND-2418 - Confirmation Noise
Lyra: "DONE!"
Sorin: "Let's get out of here! Quick! Gogogo!"
SND-2418B - Rattling Gurney
They push Link back outside at full speed towards [1]
Sorin (off): "Get inside the ambulance!"
SND-2419 - Rattle Shake Crash
Link (off): "AAAH! OUCH! SHIT!"
SND-2419 (cont.) - Car doors slamming shut
Man in Black 1, Man in Black 2, and Man in Black 3 enter from [7]
Nurse reappears at the reception desk
Man in Black 1 shoves a photo into the Nurses face
PRE-2411 - Man in Black 1: "Have you seen this person?"
MUS-2411 - Music Cue 11
SND-2420 - Car noises from the outside
PRE-2411 (cont.) - Nurse: "Why yes! They went that way!"
Nurse points towards [1]
PRE-2411 (cont.) - Man in Black 1: "The ambulance! They're getting away! Stop them!"
SND-2420 (cont.) - Ambulance Siren blaring, tires Screeching
Man in Black 2 and Man in Black 3 storm out toward [1]
Man in Black 1 pulls out his tablet, taps it a few times to send a video message.
PRE-2411 (cont.) - Man in Black 1: "We've located the subject, and a witness who confirmed her identity. She's exactly who we think she is. We also have the position of her ship in orbit. Time to bring the baby home!"
LX2499 - Lights out
Fade Ambience, SFX and Music with LX 2499
Curtain - close
Mute all but Video
LX 0099 - Work Light ON (Static Playbacks)
Activate UV light for scene 3-1